Funny Spanish Sex Bloopers

I recently posted a note about funny Spanish bloopers. I thought I'd write a separate post about funny Spanish sex bloopers, partly to keep the other post family-friendly & also because it's an easy way to generate some extra clicks. Anything with "sex" in the title (& lots of "sex  sex sex" in the body) is bound to attract attention! After all, you're here, right?

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So, I'll share some funny bloopers here & update the page if (when!) they happen...


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1) "Las tres hotas.."


One day when our friend Jesse was visiting, Jen & Jesse & I (Jay) wandered down to Coco Bongo in the Hotel Zone. We soon found ourselves chatting with a gregarious waiter named Hermano. After exchanging names, we noted that we were "like the three J's", which in Spanish, translates to "3 jotas" (pronounced "hotas"). Hermano laughed & told us to be careful with our pronunciation: "Las tres hotos," he explained, means the three homosexuals!


2) "Estoy caliente!"


Learning Spanish in Cancun, calor & caliente (hot) are among the first words you learn. So, it wasn't long before I was telling lots & lots of people how hot it was, & how hot I was: "Estoy caliente... Estoy caliente... Estoy caliente..."


Now you may be getting ahead of me & thinking that I was telling everyone how great I looked & coming across as a vain idiot gringo. Well, vain idiot gringo I may be, but that isn't why I was embarrassed. See, I wasn't telling everyone how great I looked. I was telling them... "God, I am horny!"


3) "Where should I put it?"


One day, I used google to translate "Where should I put it?" into Spanish. I know that sounds dirty, but that's not why this incident was funny. I was actually planning to innocently ask our housekeeper where to put our garbage. Turns out the Spanish translation is: "Donde lo puse.." I know it's silly, & I know I'm mixing languages, but I just couldn't bring myself to ask her where that thing might be!


4) "Are you hungry?"

One day while I was wondering about dinner plans, I asked someone at the hostel if he was hungry. At least I thought I did. The correct Spanish translation is: "Tiene hambre?" The incorrect Spanish translation, I learned, is "Tiene hombre" -- "Do you have men?" Ooops.


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That's all for now, but don't worry. As you can see, I'm an idiot, so more bloopers will surely be coming soon! 

Last Update: June 2012